I'm Emily. A twenty-one year old, media studying security guard from Southern England.

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LilySlim Weight loss tickers

In a last ditch attempt to stop my nipples being in the most horrendous pain, I have sellotaped TCP soaked cotton pads to them.
I know, I’m so attractive.

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not

cleared-hot:

the-stoner-sage:

weedandothertrees:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

Holy crap lmao these are awesome!

OMFG I love horror stories! TELL ME SOME!

I opened the cupboard and grabbed the nutella. Twisting the cap off I realized…there was none left. 😵😧😱

Holy crapsticks!